Equidismal

Two equally awful choices.

“Deciding between the candidate espousing Q Anon beliefs and the one openly wearing Third Reich clothing is equidismal”

by rockinbeat November 5, 2021

equantity

the warped belief that everyone deserves an equal piece of the financial/materialistic pie, regardless of the amount of effort they put into earning it.

People who work less than others yet demand they deserve to be paid the same total dollar amount demonstrate the concept of equantity.

by Striving Steven October 4, 2021

equilophile

An individual between the ages of 16-18 who is sexually attracted to younger children.

Equiliez is an equilophile! Get him away from my children.

by Merriam Webster Publisher v2 January 19, 2022

Equitymate

The colloquial term Australian property investors use to describe how they afford luxury items. Ie spending equity earned in a property boom to build status through further purchases far beyond your financial capacity.

“How can you afford that new car?” Answer “equitymate”! How many properties do you own and how did you manage that?” Answer “easy, equitymate. Used equity in my house to buy another three!”

by OldDarky June 6, 2022

Equisiform

Pronounciation: Ex-quiz-eh-form

To make something fit when it’s not or fix something in a janky way. Especially by hitting the object, using the wrong tool for the job, change something in a non traditional method, or temporarily duct taping as a permanent solution.

Alternative: Can also refer to non physical objects and thoughts. See examples.

Darla equisiformed the Atari controller with duct tape.

The kids needed to equisiform their thoughts to get the round peg through the square hole.

by Moredini May 26, 2023

sexually equipped

Being in a state of Erection or as one would put it "wet" while have necessary tools to have sexual intercourse

My boyfriend came home sexually equipped with his piper and his skeet sheet prepared to smash

by Dis_Nigga October 19, 2015

kitchen equipment

kitchen equipment is slang for a female vibrator for the purposes of sexual gratification.

i'm going to the store today to buy some clothes and some {kitchen equipment }while i'm at it.

by jinnf January 15, 2018