Screenis Envy

Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.

Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.

by Ahren S. May 26, 2006

Thesis Envy

A condition experienced by some students because their friends have thesis and they don’t. Usually this happens when friends are starting to complete their thesis and graduate while these students are stuck with their own thesis. Thesis envy could lead to several conditions. One of the conditions is regression. This can be seen when thesis-writing students take classes that are meant for students below their level, for example taking classes for first or second year students. Another condition is professor complex, the students identify themselves with their professors and/or have an unconscious desire to kill their professors.

Example 1

He told me he wants to kill his professor because his professor is being very difficult with his thesis. I think he has thesis envy.

Example 2

Dude, seriously. You're beginning to talk like Professor Burns. I thing you have thesis envy.

by Aristogama December 9, 2008

Cock Envy

To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney

Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me

by MonkeyBoots December 27, 2011

pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.

"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"

by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008

tv envy

a situation where one is jealous because their friend/neighbor has a bigger tv (usually plasma/HD) than they do.

I had a big time case of tv envy when Biff got a 50" plasma set for the Super Bowl and I'm stuck with my 13" black and white.

by dunnro1 January 29, 2008

mopar envy

Someone envious of the ram/hemi.
someone owning a chevy... like a rock it doesnt move.
or someone who drives a ford...right there the problem is circled aka found on road dead

That guy in the peice of crap chevy has Mopar envy because in 2 more miles he will be asking me to tow his bowtie.

hes got mopar envy.

by Kirstenchase December 4, 2009

cunt envy

when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend's relationship with his female colleagues. Usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.

Man 1: I've got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary

man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy

by crystal1 June 11, 2013