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To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney
Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me
by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011
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