Doctor: We're so sorry, Mr and Mrs Smith, but your child was born with Trisomy 21.
Mr and Mrs Smith: You mean...you mean...
Doctor: Yes, I'm affraid that your child is an ebayer... Im so sorry. Down the road, you will probably want to consider institutionalization.
Look at that guy pissing on himself... WHAT AN EBAYER!
I gave that ebayer a 10 dollar bill and they gave me change for a fifty... who says ebayers are useless?
Mr and Mrs Smith: You mean...you mean...
Doctor: Yes, I'm affraid that your child is an ebayer... Im so sorry. Down the road, you will probably want to consider institutionalization.
Look at that guy pissing on himself... WHAT AN EBAYER!
I gave that ebayer a 10 dollar bill and they gave me change for a fifty... who says ebayers are useless?
by Pappa-Son December 25, 2004
Get the ebayer mug.The measure of an item's resale potential on the popular US-based auction website, eBay®.
Specifically, an item that has a high eBayability will be easily sold for a profit on the auction website.
Specifically, an item that has a high eBayability will be easily sold for a profit on the auction website.
A "long lightsaber" Luke Skywalker POTF action figure MOMC at a yard sale for $1.00 would have an extremely high eBayability.
Whereas at the same yard sale, a worn copy of "Madden NFL 06" for XBox for $15.00 would have an extremely low and quite possibly negative eBayability.
n.b. U.S. Dollars is not necessary to define an item's eBayability as Ebay operates in countries that use other currencies. It is however, necessary that an item be sellable on the website.
Whereas at the same yard sale, a worn copy of "Madden NFL 06" for XBox for $15.00 would have an extremely low and quite possibly negative eBayability.
n.b. U.S. Dollars is not necessary to define an item's eBayability as Ebay operates in countries that use other currencies. It is however, necessary that an item be sellable on the website.
by tavishr October 15, 2011
Get the eBayability mug.The god of all men. In school he rules over everything and everyone. No one could over power him if they tried.
He might be the shortest but is the smartest. He ain't got no six pack but is as strong as a beast.
He might be the shortest but is the smartest. He ain't got no six pack but is as strong as a beast.
by NewYourka69 May 10, 2021
Get the Ebay mug.When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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