A Blue Eyed Giraffe is literally only one in a million, with a beautiful voice, it can cast you under it's spell (That his Harry Potter obsessed friend, noodle haired friend, space loving friend, and young friend also share) and make you fall in the deepest of love just by singing. The Blue eyed Giraffe has an appetite for watermelon and apple juice. Every limelight loves the Blue Eyed Giraffe. (For you stupid people, Daniel Seavey. He is the Blue Eyed Giraffe)
Sally: Did you see that the Blue Eyed Giraffe changed his hair color to blonde?
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!
by JNM257 April 21, 2019
A humorus, nimble green-eyed creature usually mischievous and overly passionate by nature. Often has red hair and a very loud mouth! Many people find the green eyed imp alluring and irresistable due to its uncanny ability to make you laugh till you wet yourself or pass out.
by vicodinvixen August 26, 2009
a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.
woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!
by blueeyedgiraffedaniel April 25, 2019
by Evan August 20, 2003
by MiZz Lee April 02, 2008
Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016
by Aleeyaherron February 24, 2020