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The Call of Duty Effect

The phenomena surrounding the 2007 through 2010 (RIP Infinity Ward) video games belonging to the Call of Duty franchise in which a player can be "raping ass", as players claim, in one particular game, but in the very next game, they themselves get sodomized from substantial cockiness during the latter game and end up with a shitty score and a sore coccyx.
Chad: Yo, I was totally "raping ass" in that game of Search on Crash, bro.

Jason: Yo, sick. What was your KDR the match after that one?

Chad: Yo, I got bro-raped and ended up with 2 kills and 35 deaths, bro.

Jason: Dawg, that's just the Call of Duty Effect, no sweat. Go hit up some Pabst Blue Ribbon and we'll get that KDR up.
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Call of duty crack ops 

Another name for the new call of duty game which with its multiplayer is highly addictive. If you let it hook you in, you will forgo nature to play it. it is not the best game ever made by any stretch of the imagination but when playing multiplayer you will become an addict. like taking lots of crack will make you addicted. I doubt NASA devoted more time to the space program than gamers have to this game. do not let it hook you in, leaving play for a few hours will cause withdrawal symptoms. if the government wants a way to keep people in check look no further
Tom: fancy some crack
Dick: no thanks I have call of duty crack ops
Tom:ooo nice
Dick/Tom: now we have no life

Call of Duty Timing Paradox 

It's when you play peekaboo but the universe peekaboos you
bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox

Keg Duty 

n. the binding and obligatory job of the party goer in charge of the keg procurement, transportation and functionality. The party hinges on the effectiveness and completion of said job.
Partygoer #1: Who's on keg duty tonight, it's getting pretty late...
Partygoer #2: I think Jim is on keg duty... yeah he should be here by now; if he doesn't arrive soon this party is gonna die...
Keg Duty by slapadabass April 18, 2011

Call Of Duty Musk

The smell one developes from playing too much Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Mom: Damn son you stink, what gave you been doing?
Son: I think it might be my Call Of Duty Musk
Call Of Duty Musk by dman595 February 6, 2010

Call of Duty limbo 

That time when you're online on call of duty... and the server just doesn't want to give you a game, you usually end up waiting for an hour or more.
"hey lets go to the movies man"
"no way dude, i've been in Call of Duty limbo for like 6 hours and i'm not giving up until i play a game"
Call of Duty limbo by Goatman iSo January 13, 2008

Call of Duty 

Holy crap, he's playing Call of Duty. How shit! Automatic wanker