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Diogenes of Sinope was a one-of-a-kind philosopher character of Ancient Greece. After being exiled from Sinope for messing with coins, he fucked off and decided to be a bum who lived with nature and owned no materials (he threw away his one possession: a bowl, after seeing a kid cup and drink water with his hands); a philosophy (or lifestyle, perhaps) that became known as Cynicism.
He would sit in an empty barrel in the marketplace and beg (and also eat), and would 'protest' by doing the following:
- jacking off in public (his response when inquired about this being "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly")
- pissing on people who slighted him
- defecating/shitting in the theatre
The following is stories of Diogenes and his savageness:
He would sit in an empty barrel in the marketplace and beg (and also eat), and would 'protest' by doing the following:
- jacking off in public (his response when inquired about this being "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly")
- pissing on people who slighted him
- defecating/shitting in the theatre
The following is stories of Diogenes and his savageness:
When Alexander the Great asked Diogenes if there was anything he could do for him, Diogenes responded with: "Yes, stand out of my sunlight.").
Plato once said the simplest definition of a human was a "featherless biped," and Diogenes responded to this by going to Plato's academy with a plucked chicken and saying: "Looky here! It's Plato's man! Motherfucker, now this, this is top physical condition!" before he smashed the chicken against the floor (that's not what he actually did, but you get the point; he pissed and shat all over Plato).
Plato once said the simplest definition of a human was a "featherless biped," and Diogenes responded to this by going to Plato's academy with a plucked chicken and saying: "Looky here! It's Plato's man! Motherfucker, now this, this is top physical condition!" before he smashed the chicken against the floor (that's not what he actually did, but you get the point; he pissed and shat all over Plato).
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1: A nascent Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders entry candidate, which manifests in federal government employees as a serious mental and physical illness marked especially by feelings of persecution and/or a diminished sense of one’s own importance usually without hallucinations.
2: A tendency toward being overly suspicious and distrustful of the current administration’s abhorrent disregard for the United States, the Constitution, the rule of law, established agency policy, unequivocally sound business practices, truth, logic, facts, women, veterans, decency, humanity, intelligence, etc.
3: A severely debilitating emotional and physical state wherein otherwise historically excellence-achieving, hyper-productive, hyper-efficient, and trusted federal government employees struggle to maintain their exemplary service and performance when forced to deal with a high volume of phucktard initiatives and counter-productive interference from the current delusional, inexperienced, and incompetent administration and their newly designated special government employees.
1: A nascent Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders entry candidate, which manifests in federal government employees as a serious mental and physical illness marked especially by feelings of persecution and/or a diminished sense of one’s own importance usually without hallucinations.
2: A tendency toward being overly suspicious and distrustful of the current administration’s abhorrent disregard for the United States, the Constitution, the rule of law, established agency policy, unequivocally sound business practices, truth, logic, facts, women, veterans, decency, humanity, intelligence, etc.
3: A severely debilitating emotional and physical state wherein otherwise historically excellence-achieving, hyper-productive, hyper-efficient, and trusted federal government employees struggle to maintain their exemplary service and performance when forced to deal with a high volume of phucktard initiatives and counter-productive interference from the current delusional, inexperienced, and incompetent administration and their newly designated special government employees.
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