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Dooging

The act of holding in a diarrhea clump in your anus, and using the pressure to shoot out the hot diarrhea like an overcharged water gun.
Yo bro, I just splashed my hot steamy doog load all over the protesters, it really worked! Thanks for telling me about Dooging.
by DiarrheaGaming July 16, 2024
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Dooging

shoving a phone up someone's ass and calling it until they orgasm
My girlfriend asked me to start dooging her yesterday
by TrendySpending March 7, 2024
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Diogenes

Diogenes of Sinope was a one-of-a-kind philosopher character of Ancient Greece. After being exiled from Sinope for messing with coins, he fucked off and decided to be a bum who lived with nature and owned no materials (he threw away his one possession: a bowl, after seeing a kid cup and drink water with his hands); a philosophy (or lifestyle, perhaps) that became known as Cynicism.

He would sit in an empty barrel in the marketplace and beg (and also eat), and would 'protest' by doing the following:

- jacking off in public (his response when inquired about this being "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly")
- pissing on people who slighted him
- defecating/shitting in the theatre

The following is stories of Diogenes and his savageness:
When Alexander the Great asked Diogenes if there was anything he could do for him, Diogenes responded with: "Yes, stand out of my sunlight.").

Plato once said the simplest definition of a human was a "featherless biped," and Diogenes responded to this by going to Plato's academy with a plucked chicken and saying: "Looky here! It's Plato's man! Motherfucker, now this, this is top physical condition!" before he smashed the chicken against the floor (that's not what he actually did, but you get the point; he pissed and shat all over Plato).
by wickwarrensap March 18, 2024
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doofenshmirtzian

A past so tragic yet obscure that it is found comical. Akin to Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.
“In hindsight me eating raw onions/potatoes in the morning because no one was watching me then them acting like it was quirky is doofenshmirtzian in nature”
by Grop June 28, 2024
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Doofenshmirtz Hero Incorporated

A now closed division of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated featuring superheroes.
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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dogenoia

dogenoia (noun)

1: A nascent Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders entry candidate, which manifests in federal government employees as a serious mental and physical illness marked especially by feelings of persecution and/or a diminished sense of one’s own importance usually without hallucinations.

2: A tendency toward being overly suspicious and distrustful of the current administration’s abhorrent disregard for the United States, the Constitution, the rule of law, established agency policy, unequivocally sound business practices, truth, logic, facts, women, veterans, decency, humanity, intelligence, etc.

3: A severely debilitating emotional and physical state wherein otherwise historically excellence-achieving, hyper-productive, hyper-efficient, and trusted federal government employees struggle to maintain their exemplary service and performance when forced to deal with a high volume of phucktard initiatives and counter-productive interference from the current delusional, inexperienced, and incompetent administration and their newly designated special government employees.
Numerous members of my agency are suffering from dogenoia.
by Fedupfed February 24, 2025
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Dooger

Dooger is a name generally used for babies
"Hello baby dooger"

Your Name is dooger
by I only say facts April 24, 2025
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