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the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages
person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)
by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011
mugGet the the ditching hourmug.

Ditch kitty

Sneads Ferry pussy.Sneads Ferry local girls. Girls who respond to shaking a bottle of pills as if it's a mating call in Sneads Ferry NC
You canalways spot a ditch kitty in Sneads Ferry NC .
by Chassitywanker November 29, 2017
mugGet the Ditch kittymug.

ditch prune

The process that occurs when you pass out in a wet ditch
What a party last night, I passed out on the way home and wound up totally Ditch Pruned
by Lenny the Ditch Prune December 4, 2013
mugGet the ditch prunemug.

Ditch Ho

by DesertMama77 July 27, 2011
mugGet the Ditch Homug.

ditch cricket

A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.

A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.

Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.

Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
by B Silent March 19, 2018
mugGet the ditch cricketmug.

Junk Ditch

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.
by annux July 2, 2016
mugGet the Junk Ditchmug.

Bitch Ditch

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.
He’s trying to bitch ditch you. Don’t let that bastard in
by Red Rexford November 10, 2019
mugGet the Bitch Ditchmug.

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