derby 69

When the person being teabagged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a Derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024

Derby 69

When a person being teabaged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024

The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 6, 2023

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

Homework Derby

An event in school, in which a group of students will try to complete their homework, or get as many questions done, under a certain amount of time. (Such as the end of the school day before leaving or lunch)

People in my school always start Homework Derby, and I hate it.

by Svifias March 10, 2019

Derby name

Name used by a skater

Hey, Emma. What's your derby name?

by Noah Shaw December 27, 2018

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018