dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick

"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"

by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016

hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.

Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating

by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017

National dating day

Everyone has to ask out their crush no questions asked

Wanna go out it’s national dating day 😉😏

by Mwah😏 October 18, 2020

expiration dating

being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.

I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.

by valerie vodka May 31, 2014

texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.

"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"

by Ingewood August 19, 2016

Friend Dating

When to people are dating and the male doesn't make very many flirty moves during the date (ie: holding hands, excessive compliments) because he is unaware of the females intentions. It's like dating but in a nonserious way. It's a terrible limbo, stuck between the dating and friend zone. People stuck here are trapped and have no clear guidance on how to act around the female, everyday they hope for the sweet release of "oh i just like you as a friend" or "lets make this more serious." But it never comes.....

Male: I like you. It's cool we've been going out so much.
Female: I didn't know that. I thought we were Friend Dating. You never flirt with me.
Male: I just tried to kiss you and told you I liked you... are you serious?

by stickdikler May 7, 2013

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003