Curtis

A guy who struggles to get hard when in bed.Curtis is often an ugly man who’s says he 6ft but in reality 5’4.He is likely to bite you.

Damn did you see that weird curtis

by pipebutt November 21, 2021

Curty

Feeling low, feeling fluffy, confused as fuq, estrogen peaking and your hair starts getting curlier by the second,

- exempt from balcony’s

Damn I’m really feeling low, I might curty myself . Is there a higher balcony?

by Balconyjumper101 January 9, 2022

curtis jones jr

boy with big ass lips, his friends drag him by his lips in his hawk hall class , he says marist girl basketball team is trash , brooke says he’s trash at basketball , he’s always depressed but somehow got a girlfriend . You CAN’T comb his hair what so ever. THAT BITCH NAPPY!!!

Look it’s Curtis jones jr he’s lips hang from his mouth .

by Curtis Jones Jr November 22, 2021

Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift

Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie”

by Baby giant March 3, 2022

The Curtis

Someone who is very flaky and picky with their food

Curtis has cancelled on us again. He keeps pulling the Curtis on us! Don’t be a Curtis and eat your five a day!

by Pedro pires March 25, 2023

Curtis

A person that recovers from everything bringing them down.

He's unstoppable! He's a Curtis!

by Fretlessone July 14, 2022

Curtis

The act of massaging the anus to release a fart.

That burrito was giving me some trouble, so I released it with a Curtis.

by Mottstravaganza May 15, 2018