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Cuising

I was banging my bitch the other day and she was cuising for like an hour
by jdizzdog May 4, 2009
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cubical

A soul draining box you live in for 40+ hours a week. You attempt to hold off the inevitable insanity by decorating it, messenger and drinking heavily. You will eventually have nightmares about being stuck in one.
ME: I was stuck in my damn cubical all day
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*
by Grim January 31, 2005
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Cubie

A girl who is below a 4 on a scale of 1~10, but has a kick ass personality that more than makes up for her physical looks.

Kind of like a Gamecube. It looked like shit, but actually had some pretty good games.
Max: Hey, Sora, how did your blind date go?
Sora: Well, she wasn't very good looking, but damn she had a great personality; She was a total Cubie.
by Sodahappy March 31, 2013
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Cuisinart

1.A machine in which you stick fruits, or vegetables in to create juice.

2. Mary Roach's fav. word
Alex "Mary! I told you not to stick pencils in the cuisinart"

M. Roach *tear*
by Mary Roach February 7, 2005
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Cubicle Crack

Any one of many heart palpitation inducing energy drinks consumed by techies that enable them with super-human bit-flipping capabilites.
Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Rock Star, No Fear, etc...

Cubicle Crack is generally used to increase and maintain one's alertness during and for the period of one work day.

See bit-flipping
by rud3 80y July 26, 2007
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cubs fan

The worst fans of any sports team in the history of the world. Characterized by the ability to yell, "YAAAAAY, Cubbies!" like a 12 year old girl, and an incessant need to tell other teams' fans that they suck... even as the Cubs lose... again.

It is believed Cubs fans breathe through a particular speech process, which requires them to describe the high prices of concessions at Wrigley Field, thus announcing the great wealth they perceive themselves to possess. Social structure amongst Cubs fans is based upon the number of times an individual can appear on television; researchers believe this explains why Wrigley Field sells out and why Cubs fans always dress like New Jerseyite teenage girls at the mall. Little is known about their reproductive habits, although it is believed to involve large amounts of cheap alcohol and roofies.

There are two main varieties of Cubs fan: male and female.

The male variety is characterized as a "douche" and/or a "brah". Sometimes, he is simply referred to as an "asshole". He is easily spotted by his trucker cap (generally cocked to the side), his styled-to-look-that-way "messy" hair, flip-flops and his multiple shirts (each generally two or three sizes too small). Male Cubs fans may also "pop" their collars and may be found drinking margaritas. In their natural environment, male Cubs fans often sport barbwire tattoos on their arms; in their parlace, this is: "Fucken RAAAAAD, BRAAAH!"

The female variety of Cubs fan is characterized by a skreetchy voice, too much make-up (which will be fixed multiple times during every game, often while the Cubs are at the plate), high heels and mid-game questions such as, "Who are the Cubs playing today?" and "When do the Cubs hit again?"

Due to a fear of food and the fact they are born with a make-up brush in each hand, female Cubs fans are often visually attractive. However, potential suitors are cautioned to listen to her speak and/or count the number of labels she has prominently featured on her body or belongings as these signs often point to "high maintenance" levels far exceeding those of other "high maintenance" females.
Guy 1: "I feel sorry for the Cubs. Not only do these guys have to play for a perennial loser, they have to do it for the worst fans alive!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, Cubs fans are like a cold: they can't kill you, but when they visit they can make you wish you were dead."
by C 2 Shine N C December 9, 2008
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ice cubes

What you get when a girl from Iceland and a guy from Cuba have children.
"You get a guy from Cuba, a woman from Iceland: little Ice Cubes!" -Russell Peters
by Quaff May 8, 2008
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