Chi/Chem

What to say when you don't know someone's gender.
He/She/Chi
Him/Her/Chem

"That puppy is so cute. Look at chem walk!" (Instead of saying "Look at it walk," which makes it seem as if the puppy is not a living organism.) chi/chem

by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020

pete wentz from my chemical romance

Our Lord and saviour Beebo Christ

Hi, I'm Pete Wentz from my chemical romance and you're watching Disney channel

by Avate July 1, 2019

Chemi-Chubby

The semi-comatose state of one's willy after a hard night on Eckies
Generally happens to an e-tard.

I picked up this graver last night but I could only get a Chemi-Chubby because I was so e-tarded.

by catusboy December 2, 2004

Chemically Cockblocked

When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.

Mitch chemically cockblocked me last night.

by beau801 February 24, 2009

Chemical Balls

Fake boobs. Silicone tits.

"Stop calling them breast! They're not breast, they're chemical balls!" -Curb Your Enthusiasm

by Faux54 December 1, 2009

The Organic Chemistry Tutor

Literally the only reason we passed our science/math courses.

Me: "Bro, you've gotta check The Organic Chemistry Tutor out, he's amazing!"
You: "Alright, I can't wait!"

by tmkkmt October 13, 2022

My Chemical Romance

A book I wrote about how I made love to an oxygen particle

"Have you read my new book, My Chemical Romance?"

by Robert Graysmith August 26, 2007