Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."

by The Ham King January 18, 2010

Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

Bridport Crown

An extravagant party held in the English countryside.

Billy told me they were having a Bridport Crown this Friday.

by turkjim January 20, 2015

Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Crowned as a princess

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.

This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.

by Ron Michael jeremy May 17, 2016

Crown you

Old School

A Severe blow to the Head

If you keep talking Sxxx, I'm going to Crown you!

by Canary in a Coal mine February 22, 2021

Triple Crown

Sexual Practice where you engage in anal, vaginal and oral intercourse followed by climax on the head while saying kachow

You call her a queen? I call her a Mcqueen the way she got triple crowned

by Oneoffiftyfive April 3, 2023