crotch bulge

A large, pertruding bump from a male's genital region. In best cases it will be noticeable from over 25 feets away. Basically, the best thing in the world.
boy 1: dammit man, look at his crotch bulge... I could never compete with that :(
by Erica :] September 04, 2006
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Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.
by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008
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Crotch Biscuits

: the wobbly triangles on one's inner thigh.
My legs are nicely and shapely, except for my two crotch biscuits
by mintm July 19, 2011
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Crotch Waffle

A waffle like discharge that falls out of a crack-whore's vagina when you punch her in the boobs.
I found a crotch waffle on the ground the other day, so I hauled ass out of there!
by omega-zen-master November 14, 2010
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Panda Crotch

n. A severe tan line in the nether region resulting from tanning with a bikini or undergarment. The contrast of dark skin to the lighter crotch area is comparable to the black and white areas of a panda.

n./ adj. name for someone who is black on the outside but white between the legs
"Don't tan with undeez ohr u might getta panda crotch"

"Stop being such a panda crotch"
by laVidaloca March 09, 2009
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Crotch Etiquette

Or 'Sack manners', is the unwritten code of ethics used when approaching the groin region. Crotch etiquette is usually breached by those who don't understand the sharp pain inflicted if that particular area is hit.
Example 1;
Damien: I saw Libby sack tap Kieron, that bitch needs to learn some Crotch Etiquette, FAST.
David: I hear that! *high fives*

Example 2;
Damien: That whore Libby was so close to steppin' on my balls the other day.
David: Teach the hoebag some Sack Manners, dawg!
by Zuban! March 10, 2009
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nice crotch

noun; a crotch that is superior to other crotches! It earns this prestigous honor due to it clean appearance, sti/std free enviorment, being pleasant to the touch, and well groomed
OMG Becky look at her crotch! It's so NICE!
YEAH its sooooo a nice crotch!!!
by Twinbelt December 16, 2011
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