Croad

Sausage. It just means sausage.

We're having croad in the hole for dinner
I've made croad rolls

by CountryCroads May 26, 2021

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019

soggy croissant

when someone uses soggy croissant in their bio it means they are probably a cute, wonderful, pretty, adorable, beautiful, gorgeous, lovely person that deserves hugs and love!

cricro: tor has soggy croissant in his bio, what does it mean?
adam: ah it basically means this *shows site*
cricro: hah that suits him so well!
adam: ikr, he's so cute....

by elyowo February 2, 2022

Crode

The chode of a left handed retard

An incredible insult

Your a poon!!
Well your a crode
Damn

by UrMomsBreakfast December 3, 2019

croissant ass

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.

Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.

by David P January 29, 2005

cridland

To be bossy, overbearing, domineering or dictatorial. Normally applied to your boss or work superior. Comes from legendary despot once in charge popular radio website.

"You coming down the pub?"
"Nah, the boss is being a right cridland - I gotta finish these reports"

by Zhukov May 16, 2007

criders

A place where men are men, and the sheep are scared.

The only things you need in Criders are Velcro gloves and tall rubber boots. ;)

by biscuit_ehhh July 6, 2009