Cream Soda

The best stuff you will ever taste. Its like heroin in a bottle, just without the side-effects of heroin. If it were a female person I would marry it and then divorce it just so I could marry it again.

When the guy arrived to the party with cream soda, everyone loved him and they loved the soda even more.

by agwoagbsgrthboefac June 2, 2010

cream wolf

When a woman uses her clit region to make a very hairy man orgasam on his stomach.

Maddie was very excited to give james his first cream wolf.

by Clark Farley March 16, 2015

Ice Creams

A relitively new shoe on the market. Created by Pharell Williams from the Neptunes (N.E.R.D) and Nigo, the creator of the Bathing Apes clothing and shoe line. They are marketed by Reebok. Only 3000 are currently in the market, ranging from around $300-$500 dollars.

Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?

by James October 23, 2004

Cream Pony

A short statured wealthy caucasian man with a pony tail that has a reputation for being an above average lover.

Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !

by SophondaCox January 15, 2022

Cream Croissant

A penis

suck a cream croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018

cream bucket

That is what women call men who are a dumpters for women that cum on them. They are collection of girls that they slept with. Exp: I would never do that guy, he is the biggest cream bucket around.
Oh that guy is such a cream bucket, and he doesnt take a shower too!

That old geezer is a cream bucket!

by andresillo November 14, 2010

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020