"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023
Get the Like Satan Crawled Up His Assholemug. When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).
From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.
I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020
Get the low crawlmug. As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.
by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022
Get the Seminal Crawlmug. “Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal”
by Steve The OG November 25, 2021
Get the Crawl out of itmug. The act of fornication with both partners standing facing a wall. The partner directly facing the wall will then raise his/her legs and begin the tedious task of of climbing said wall while maintaining fornication and balance. Caution; the climbee must be very limber.
I gave your sister a Boston Wall Crawl until her feet were touching the ceiling! Good look getting those footprints down.
by Johny Dickrigger December 6, 2009
Get the Boston Wall Crawlmug. by J.Karai July 6, 2009
Get the white net crawlmug. by Burtboy November 5, 2011
Get the coco crawlmug.