crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

by austingale March 8, 2008

crank dat

song that is contributing to the retardation of america

After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.

by soulja boy must needs be dead December 31, 2007

crank up

To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.

Make sure the pool isn't too cold before I bother to crank up the heater.

by Metatag November 2, 2005

Cranberry-pineapple juice

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.

*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

by your-moms-gay August 19, 2019

Crankalanxious

When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon.

I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious.

by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010

cranny ax

Male genetalia. As heard in the song Bloodhound Gang - F.U.C.K

Batter dip the cranny ax, In the gut locker

by insecureshoe December 20, 2006

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003