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Duck and Cover

An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
by joeleonotron July 24, 2012
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Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx
by StoogeWatcher January 5, 2011
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cock cover

The Un-circumsized foreskin on a penis.
Most jews out there have cock covers, i had mine removed though.
by joasfrank August 2, 2007
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Air Cover

The noise a hand dyer makes to disguise the fact that you're having a huge dump
Man! I was sat there for ages waiting for some air cover!
by p0peye_white September 13, 2009
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Under Cover Cyber Lover

A person whose only presence in your life is through the World Wide Web but you maintain a romantic relationship with them through e-mails or instant messages on the down low.
Neil is your under cover cyber lover, you're so lucky!
by Beavv10 August 25, 2008
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karaoke cover

A lame and seemingly pointless cover-version of a song that contributes nothing to the original, nor lends anything artistically unique on the part of the covering musician, but sounds like someone merely performing a karaoke rendition of the original work.

Not to be confused with really funny-bad crimes against art, such as William Shatner's cover of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."
"Have you heard Blake Shelton's version of Michael Buble's 'Home'? What a karaoke cover!"
by Cinzi May 2, 2008
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man hole cover

The act of titty fucking a slut backwards, you cover her face with your man hole.
Your mom got the 'ol man hole cover last night!
by Justin hpnc December 14, 2008
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