Cottage Country

A poor nigga's hood.

Person 1: "You from Cottage Country?"

Ethan: " Yeah nigga, I'm a gay ass faggot nigga!"

by Ethan Niggers June 21, 2021

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

cooche cottage

A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in

Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay

by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 7, 2014

post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

chicken cottage

high quality grandma bangin

Oi Jamal you fuckin druggo wanna get some chicken cottage

yeah boss you mean marijuana

by gungating March 11, 2018

Dekota (cota)

amazing person, really nice, they have a good sense of humour and just fun to be around and one of my best friends, i’m really glad i made them and i’m so grateful for them

me: i love u😪😪
Dekota (cota): ok😐😐

by izukuscatlover April 5, 2022

post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022