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Coronavirus

People are no more tolerant of the coronavirus this year than last. A lot of them just let an entity shock them into compliant behavior (though they are not six years old), and the initial shock is no longer there, which is why the entity starts to come up with new reasons why the virus hasn't been eliminated (such as more infectious or deadly mutations) yet every time people start to feel less on edge about it, and more like their old dysfunctional selves (the people that never needed a normal or a new normal).
The coronavirus has been a social experiment to control human behavior more than it has been anything else. Will people tolerate not being liberated from a wildfire that will run out of fuel at some point, or will they let any sense of rights they still have burn in it? People have no rights as long as they're not waking up or standing up.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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Coronavirus Street

is the parody of Coronation Street and also is an insult nickname of Manchester clubs (Manchester United and Manchester City) which taunted by Liverpool fans. Which back in 2000s Manchester United were dominated the Premier League until Sir Alex Ferguson left. then when Manchester City when Sheikh Mansour take over back in 2008 making Manchester City become the most hated club in England. and the named after the dieases called COVID-19 which commonly known as Coronavirus.
If Liverpool fans watching Hollyoaks,Well Manchester Clubs watching Coronavirus Street.
by zm01022001 June 3, 2021
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The Coronavirus

A virus that fucked humanity up enough that it's not just a coronavirus, it is THE Coronavirus.
by Psycho Llama May 25, 2021
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coronavirus chicken cheeseburger

ur #1 bestie buckaroo who u shall die forsies 💤 tesco clubcardio tesco hostage
"your my coronavirus chicken cheeseburger!"

"what's that supposed to mean"
" ur my bestie boo"
by jamatronuim March 5, 2025
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Coronavirus

Contrary to popular belief a coronavirus isn’t just Covid-19 (Sars-Cov2 or… you know what fuck it) A coronavirus as stated by the oxford dictionary is “any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.” There cause your uneducated ass thinks a coronavirus is one single disease. Stop spreading lies. Covid is real but there’s other corona viruses some mild some aren’t. Bitch.
Ah shit the doctor said my cold was caused by a coronavirus
by this username sucks July 8, 2021
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Coronavirus

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔
Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.
by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021
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