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cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.
We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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Cornballs

When you slather your balls with corn syrup and then stick them to someones face.
"My woman was getting out of line so I covered my balls in corn syrup and cornballed that bitch."

"Man, I totally cornballed this chick last night!"

"It's really hard to get the corn syrup out of my pubes after cornballs. "
by cornballer1229 September 9, 2009
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Cornballer

A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.

Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.

If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.

If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.

Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.

Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
by Plate Lunch June 14, 2011
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cornification

To make something Incredibly Gay and make fellow readers find themselves wanting to sit on something
I Just Got Cornified

after not playing for a over a week, i decided to raise a little havoc using cornification
by The Fox With A Name April 19, 2008
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cornivore

n. a corn eating animal; any such animals that ingest corn.
all the cows in that field have been unnaturally conditioned to be cornivores.
by DNrep414 March 9, 2009
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Cornburn

A cross between cornhole and burn. An atomic burn. To wreck someone completely. To burn someone emotionally.......twice. To burn someone a second time because they were too stupid to learn a lesson the first time.
Take a girl out and show her a good time. Get her interested, root her and leave before she wakes up. Take her number but don't leave yours. Leave it a few months before you call then ring, apologise, say you made a big mistake because you were too overcome with feelings for her. Next take her out again and repeat the first four steps. The end result is a cornburn.
by Steve Stevenly December 17, 2009
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Cornbread Eater

Someone who acts like a field Slave.
Blacks who work at Wal-Mart are Cornbread Eaters.
by Pandacow January 2, 2011
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