Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)

OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.

by RCprofessors January 11, 2022

cooch cavern

Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.

Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself

“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”

The gaping hole of where once was a cooch

“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.

by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023

cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.

I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.

by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017

Cooch Shooter

When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina

Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter

by Pmdono May 14, 2016

That’s straight Cooch

When any couple does something weird or sexual.

Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”

by Pudgie8419 April 17, 2020

cooch brush

a toothbrush you hand to a stank ass hoe so they can wash their stds away

Henry: Here Ally, use this cooch brush to wash your stanky cooch you std infested bitch

by Urban Bone Master September 24, 2020

cooch crumpets

a genital yeast infection

the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets

by hgffff March 27, 2019