Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005

constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian

that whale is a constipated whale

by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013

constipated sugar

aka a marshmellow

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

Codstipated

The act of being constipated due to holding in a poop because you were playing cod.

Dude, I had to drop some dumpage while playing cod but I was 23-3 so i held it in. Now i have been codstipated since my first prestige.

by repthe406 February 19, 2011

atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.

Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.

by claybabe2k October 25, 2012