conan the niggabarian

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.

damn, he conan the niggabarian.

by carl December 6, 2003

Conan

One who fights for the good of man. The antonym of Newman

That man will go down as one of the greatest Conans in history.

by Steven April 6, 2004

connan

An arrogant son of a bitch who only thinks with his penis and probably has more brains in that head than the one resting on his shoulders. He complains way too much about things that don't matter whatsoever. He is selfish and usually pushes everything and everyone thats best for him, away. Apparently, he likes "man whores" (slutty girls that look more manly than chuck norris). Maybe this is because he let his best friend give him a handjob and he liked it a little too much. Maybe its because he's a closet homosexual. Who knows?

He is so much of an asshole, it's almost as if he is a connan.

by richyblake December 14, 2010

Conan O'Brien

Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.

Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.

by Allen C August 2, 2007

Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.

Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien is the name of the man found in a golden box in 1690 under the rule of King Esophies.

Unlike contemporary funny man Conan O'Brien, this Conan from 1690 filled mining tunnels with cloaks and apple peals for the rats.

see Goldwasser.

Conan O'Brien left his golden box, and outside the box, some Goldwassers.

"Mother, may Conan join us for dinner the Tuesday after next?"

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn September 1, 2005

contanade

Contanade; A mix of Fanta, Coke, and a small bit of lemonade. Which makes an awesome drink!

Damn, this Contanade is da buisness bruv!

by Tom Dunlop August 31, 2008