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dazed and confused

1) a cool song by led zeppelin. idiots would normally say: "OMG THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" well, i have 8 ablums full of great zeppelin songs and can eaisly name 20 without mentioning stairway.

2) an awesome movie about the last day of skool in 1976. the movie was filmed in austin texas.
dazed and confused (the movie) is awesome! go buy it now!!!!

dazed and confused (the song) is awesome! go buy zeppelin 1 now!!!!
by peacefrog June 21, 2007
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confused zebra

Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.
by water bottle. March 5, 2009
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Text Confusion

When the meaning behind a simple text doesn't transfer to the actual intended meaning.
When he wrote 'ok' with three dots <ok...> I though he was trying to tell me something. He was actually just saying "okay". I guess I had some text confusion.
by magickat13 September 24, 2015
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indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.
Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.
by Middaymoon December 15, 2008
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seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.
that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.
by Z.Schram April 15, 2011
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Confused Cherry

A girl who only has done anal sex.
I did a girl last night who was a confused cherry. I guess it's uncomfortable for her.
by JewJitsu123 February 28, 2010
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Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.
My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!
by THOBRO August 19, 2013
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