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I’m confused

UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you

This life is very confusing.

I think the Polish people are confused, also

What in the world is going on these days?
by Death Menace May 27, 2022
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sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

thinks it makes him cool. it doesn't.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
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john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.
by carole is cool August 29, 2008
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dazed and confused

1) a cool song by led zeppelin. idiots would normally say: "OMG THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" well, i have 8 ablums full of great zeppelin songs and can eaisly name 20 without mentioning stairway.

2) an awesome movie about the last day of skool in 1976. the movie was filmed in austin texas.
dazed and confused (the movie) is awesome! go buy it now!!!!

dazed and confused (the song) is awesome! go buy zeppelin 1 now!!!!
by peacefrog June 21, 2007
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confused zebra

Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.
by water bottle. March 5, 2009
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seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.
that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.
by Z.Schram April 15, 2011
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Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.
My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!
by THOBRO August 19, 2013
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Confused Cherry

A girl who only has done anal sex.
I did a girl last night who was a confused cherry. I guess it's uncomfortable for her.
by JewJitsu123 February 28, 2010
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