I’m confused

UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you

This life is very confusing.

I think the Polish people are confused, also

What in the world is going on these days?

I’m confused

by Death Menace May 27, 2022

sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

thinks it makes him cool. it doesn't.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by carole is cool August 29, 2008

dazed and confused

1) a cool song by led zeppelin. idiots would normally say: "OMG THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" well, i have 8 ablums full of great zeppelin songs and can eaisly name 20 without mentioning stairway.

2) an awesome movie about the last day of skool in 1976. the movie was filmed in austin texas.

dazed and confused (the movie) is awesome! go buy it now!!!!

dazed and confused (the song) is awesome! go buy zeppelin 1 now!!!!

by peacefrog June 21, 2007

confused zebra

Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.

Look at this confused zebra.

by water bottle. March 5, 2009

Confused Cherry

A girl who only has done anal sex.

I did a girl last night who was a confused cherry. I guess it's uncomfortable for her.

by JewJitsu123 February 28, 2010

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

by Middaymoon December 15, 2008