When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.
Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)
Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!
Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!
Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!
Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!
by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013
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Tony, hoping to leave work early, instead became coloptimized after his boss asked him to run errands for her.
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The smell of the air inside, or in the vicinity of, the bathroom after someone goes #2 and tries to cover it up with cologne, body spray, or any other fragrance.
Guy #1: (walks past bathroom door) Hey man do you smell that? I can't tell if it smells good or really bad.
Guy #2: Yea, I know that smell. Not a bad cover up job, plus the exhaust fan is on, but you can still tell that smells like coloop.
Guy #1: Ahh, you're right. Quite the distinctive scent..
Guy #2: Yea, I know that smell. Not a bad cover up job, plus the exhaust fan is on, but you can still tell that smells like coloop.
Guy #1: Ahh, you're right. Quite the distinctive scent..
by dava0 July 6, 2014
Get the coloop mug.The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.
by OMG303LOL November 19, 2016
Get the colorado cream pie mug.Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.
My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.
by Aquaburro May 16, 2017
Get the Colombian Time mug.A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.
by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018
Get the Colorado Quick Steps mug.Colos Beans is a company that sells 🅱️eans They serve some good beans. The beans hit best from around 2:00AM to 4:00AM. They also hit nice at 4:20AM or PM. The recipe is a secretive as The
Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.
Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice
Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real crazy.
Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.
Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice
Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real crazy.
Me: Yo, it’s 4:20AM, let’s get the cans of colos beans.
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred beans
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred beans
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