cold rice

A man or woman who is romantically aloof, passionless when it comes to love and/or sex.

"We were going out for a month and I had to ask permission to sit next to her on the couch. That bitch was cold rice."

by Jonbron May 27, 2005

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Cold keyboard

Ignoring someone via the internet; giving a virtual cold shoulder. Giving someone the cold keyboard may be due to:
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.

When Johnny didn't understand that Betty's monosyllabic responses to his IMs meant she didn't feel like talking, she resorted to giving him the cold keyboard.

Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.

by KasiaR August 18, 2010

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Cody M

A boy who makes fun of dead grandmothers.

Cody M made fun of my freakin grandmother

by Diablo66 November 22, 2019

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Colby Brock

just a rly fucking hot guy.

Damn u look like Colby Brock "omg that's the nicest thing u have ever said to me!"

by f in the chat boys October 24, 2019

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cody corona

cody corona is the only surviving gluten. cody vibrates his head and walks in a macho stance while holding his bag in front of him. cody dunks his damaged chrome dome head in bleach at least once a day. He wants to use his hexagon teeth to munch on nuttella covered booty. DOO! DEE! DOO! DAA! DEE! DOO! DEE!

cody corona has bleached his pubes again

by shaan simp May 11, 2020

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