colonbo

Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.

Example:

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"

by The Spike March 15, 2007

Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010

Coconut Rum

Two words: Mind Eraser

Susan: Dude! Do you remember what you did last night?!

Lauren: What are you talking about?

Sarah: Oh, she had coconut rum last night.

by fire_fall06 October 16, 2008

coconut up da butt

hilarious youtube video where a monkey shoves a coconut up his ass

ahhh man might as well have a coconut up da butt

by yeabroididurmom look now that November 19, 2010

coconut freezie

Removal of semen from a used condom in a method similar to the way a person would consume an ice cold freezie.

Did you see the way she downed that coconut freezie?

by Butt Games March 17, 2014

Coconut

Someone who has brown skin, but is actually the whitest person you will ever meet.

Nitasha is such a coconut.

by BossAssBitch22 October 9, 2014

Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.

Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009