Thespian Cocksucker

A dramatic little bitch. They tend to overreact at the littlest of things, all for the sake of putting on a show.

Also tend to make a spectacle of gobbling man meat.

Jon: Hey, whats Will bitching about now?
Nick: He spilled water on his shirt.
Jon: So he's crying about it and putting on a "woe is me" piss party?
Nick: He's a little thespian cocksucker.

by Shenaniganz13 August 5, 2021

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Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.

Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

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Cocksucker shoes

neepads

When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt

by Zack's mom April 18, 2024

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Make those cocksuckers pay me immediately

I swear to God, if you don't me that fucking money it is going to be the biggest mistake or you life.

Hym "I'm telling you right now, you can laugh all you want but if you don't make those cocksuckers pay me immediately someone's daughter is getting her throat cut. No amount of mockery is going to get me to let you steal my fucking future from me but it is going to get you kids killed. I know for a fact it isn't worth it for you lose a child over this and no amount of ACTING as though this is not the case is going to convince me to stop going anything I'm doing."

by Hym Iam May 13, 2025

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