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Cheese Cutter 

A style of hat / cap. Also known as a Flat Cap or Driver's Cap. The origin for the name Cheese Cutter seems rather vague. It may be because the cap often had chin straps, which might cut into the chin.
Samuel L. Jackson is sporting a trendy Cheese Cutter.
Cheese Cutter by oTip September 17, 2008

Cheese Cutter Syndrome 

When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.
"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."

Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.
Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
Dutch Cheese-cutter by kennyboye September 30, 2014

The Wisconsin cheese cutter 

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"

CHEESE CUTTER 

The cheese cutter shape is synonymous with flat cap hats and can be traced back to the 14th century in Northern England and parts of Southern Italy. There it was more likely to be called a "bonnet", which term was replaced by "cap" sometime before about 1700.The origin is uknown but it may be related to the real PEAKY BLINDERS baby-faced gang who sewed razor blades into their flat caps.
The gang members were wearing cheese cutters to headbutt rival violently terrorizing the streets and mugging passers-by
CHEESE CUTTER by STARGATE65 October 4, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026