cheesecutter 

thing that cuts cheese

dad: "son where is the cheesecutter"
son: "its in the cabinet"

cheesecutter by I did ur mother at April 25, 2022

Cheese Cutter 

A style of hat / cap. Also known as a Flat Cap or Driver's Cap. The origin for the name Cheese Cutter seems rather vague. It may be because the cap often had chin straps, which might cut into the chin.

Samuel L. Jackson is sporting a trendy Cheese Cutter.

Cheese Cutter by oTip September 17, 2008

Cheese Cutter Syndrome 

When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.

"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."

Cheese Cutter Syndrome by Bryan1618 January 27, 2010

Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.

Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"

Dutch Cheese-cutter by kennyboye September 30, 2014

The Wisconsin cheese cutter 

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.

"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"

The Wisconsin cheese cutter by Maverick402 May 24, 2018

CHEESE CUTTER 

The cheese cutter shape is synonymous with flat cap hats and can be traced back to the 14th century in Northern England and parts of Southern Italy. There it was more likely to be called a "bonnet", which term was replaced by "cap" sometime before about 1700.The origin is uknown but it may be related to the real PEAKY BLINDERS baby-faced gang who sewed razor blades into their flat caps.

The gang members were wearing cheese cutters to headbutt rival violently terrorizing the streets and mugging passers-by

CHEESE CUTTER by STARGATE65 October 4, 2020