Clurrping

The act of crying and slurping at the same time.

Look at that sad girl clurrping!

by The Grate Belgium Waffle October 28, 2023

clouching

slouching on the couch

my back hurts.. must’ve been clouching too much

by Lord of Battle February 23, 2024

Clutchin My Chrome

Tightly holding your handgun

I'm in the hood so i'm ready to be clutchin my chrome!

by Fake Gangster March 7, 2024

Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.

Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”

by a fat glebaglob May 13, 2025

Clucking

Never ending harping on someone, especially by a female, but not necessarily!

I said one thing to my mother about marriage, and my mother wouldn't stop clucking.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010