Cluetrain

A train of clues, possibly in a murder mystery.

Hey dude, where my phone?
choo choo cluetrain!

by roboFREE November 10, 2010

Cluey

Droopy Dawg's Dad. Dangerous man with the west coast cooler if he's in the form. The world's most annoying ManUre fan, also quite guff-tacular on the pitch until he runs out of puff and slips a disc in his back. After 4 minutes. Questionable head attire.

Cluey: Most likely to be heard saying, "I think I'll just have a white wine sptritzer, thanks"

by Ule Neverwalk Alone December 12, 2008

Cluent

A hybrid of "Clue" and "Client" indicating that the client doesn't have a fucking clue about what they are going on about and are generally a costly waste of space.

I had been working for a client for several weeks until I realised they were really a cluent.

by _LisWork October 18, 2008

clueless wonder

An under educated, under qualified person of authority, most often female, who reached said status by sleeping with whomever necessary to get a promotion. This person routinely pushes any, and all, assignments off onto their subordinates due to a complete lack of knowledge of their workplace. This person is also condesending and takes all credit for a job well done.

"There goes the clueless wonder, off to cash her bonus check."

"Is the clueless wonder going to Puerto Rico on vacation this year?"

"Did you hear the clueless wonder say 'irreguardless'?"

by Leoness8178 July 19, 2007

clueclear bomb

The result of a ragging clue caused by something orgasmic,
Clue (synnonym)Errection

Eddie:What's up with you?

Dexter:I got a ragging clue and dropped a clueclear bomb

by uptownduraniegirl November 23, 2007

Cluetting

Cluetting is often a misconception of the common term "Rusty Trumpet". This is of course a sexual act which is not strictly a homosexual act but is most common. A man will be standing naked and someone will blow into the recievers ass and reacharound said receiever and persist to masturbate at the same time. It is a trumendous show of skill to achieve this but is often frowned upon in a society which does not react well to particular bondage.

Cluetting is an often homosexual act. Commonly done if someone is tired of Nimmoing and wants to freshen things up in the bedroom or location of your choice.

by The Nimmoer July 24, 2009

clueon

The unit of measure for clues

Marcus demonstrated a lacking of clueons when describing the new policy.

by Bluebeard99 February 22, 2014