captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

cock block

to prevent a friend from hooking up with someone, maybe because she's too drunk or perhaps because he is supa busted. it could be the other way around too.

"Sweetie, I'm going to have to cock block here. Homie looks mad busted and I know you don't want to wake up in the morning thinking 'What The Fuck'."

by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

Cock Block Army (CBA)

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.

Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.

by bowser3 May 21, 2011

cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.

"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"

by Chinja101 May 18, 2009

The Cock Block

An actual block of wood with the words COCK BLOCK written on it. It is used when a male is talking to a female, and another male walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, sets it down in front of the male and takes over the conversation with the female.... there are several variations of the cock block... "The Pocket Cock-It" (a pocket sized cock block), "The Twat Block" (the female version of the cock block). Developed by college students in Visalia, Ca.

"Talen was talking to this chick when all of a sudden Bryant walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, and sets it down in front of him."

by Sir Pyscho Sexy May 24, 2006

cock block

When two individuals like the same person, and guy/girl #1 prevents number 2 from getting to base 3.

Man, I was about to get with Andrew when that blonde bitch "had to talk to him"....She cock blocked me all night like that, so I put diuretics in her beer....

by Lisander Kitchenmaster August 17, 2003

cock block

Christana Fox, no really, i would have scored if it wasn't for that bitch

well, she is a huge cock block

by Dude August 8, 2004