cleavey

Cleavey's are very whipped men. They usually walk around in the average cowboy attire and a guitar, walking around singing sad songs about women. They pick one woman, desperately fall head over heels for them, and then they chase after them for the rest of their life. Even when they get married, a Cleavey will sob silently after telling the girl of their dreams, "Congrats" as his dream girl runs off to his dream girl leaves from her wedding to go to her honeymoon with her new Brazilian model husband.

Despite them being totally whipped and sad cowboys, they make excellent partners.

Girl: Man, I'd love to have a someone like you, cleavey.

Cleavey: wtf ashley

by Gregchapman September 6, 2017

Cleaveland sandwich

A sibbling to the cleaveland steamroll

The art op taking a massive dump on the pillow you slept on after a one night stand and then proceed to smash the pillow on top of the girls head. As to making a sandwich.

"Why does this pillow smell like shit"

"Eric got me a cleaveland sandwich this morning"

by Mickvd9 May 30, 2018

Cleared

Word used by stupid retards

Rylan: stays quiet for .3 seconds

Dean: Cleared

by Christopher Trevino January 9, 2020

Cleated

Dont ever use this it isn’t a real term but if a retard ever says it know that they meant to say kicked by a cleat

P1 Dude i got cleated
P2 Wtf
P1 I GOT CLEATED
P2 Wtf does that mean
P1 Hhhhh dumbass i was hit by a cleat
P2 Nobody says cleated

by Fates_Envy October 22, 2019

Cleaver blacks

A South African derogatory term used for black people by black people to describe those who have higher education but become sellouts to the black community. Instead of trying to help their community they seek white validation and approval. It is deriving from the phrase whites used to use "cleaver for a black person". (Think Uncle Tom)

Cleaver blacks don't want to see change they just to keep the same oppressive system alive!

by Nkos'yam October 7, 2020

cleared invalid

When the COVID lab rats are sniffing glue and can’t get a negative or positive test result you are Cleared Invalid to work

Due to you’re Cleared Invalid status, please self quarantine at home for 14 days. Or until we change protocol and say you can come back to work.

by Wolfmunkie October 28, 2020

Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021