The clap

"The clap" is when you have finished your anal session and find that your dick is clogged with excrement, then proceed to clap your hands together, dick in the middle in order to expel it.(while still erect)

-bro, you know sarah?
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty ass case of the claps, i was at that shit all night long.

by TristanTheHuman November 11, 2014

clap

Clap or "clappers" refers to fire crackers (illegal) here in Jamaica. Maybe its the 'clapping' sound they make.

"Hey, do you have any clappers left?"

by Andr3 August 14, 2006

clap

used by scene kids, it can describe something cool, or something really scene, therefore being cool.

"The blood brothers show was so clap"
"your new straight-edge hat is clap as fuck"
"you should come to the graveyard with us, it's gonna be clap"

by Scene Police November 10, 2004

Clapped

Someone who has got a severe form of Chlamydia and deserves to be hit in the face with a shovel or typically has a face that looks like it already has been hit with a shovel.

Dude 1: Look at Chloe Hamilton over there holy fuck what's wrong with her.

Dude 2: She's definitely clapped, look at that face though.

by DingBongBigDong September 21, 2018

the clap

getting stuck in Halo while melee a person

guy 1: " i killed him"

Guy 2: but you caught the clap get away from me"
~Guy 1 explodes~

by King sicksKILLs June 26, 2008

the clap

An awesome song by the band Yes. Steve Howe is amazing.

props to anyone who can play The Clap

by shnozzleberry macphereson April 27, 2006

the clap

The term revered the applause which accompanied intercourse with the most experienced partners. Fairly enough, this scholarly experience in "doin the nasty" made those individuals all the more susceptable to contracting gonorrhea. so it was said "If you clap after sex, chances are, you got the clap."

"After spending the most eventful of nights knocking boots with this lovely hoe, I smaked dat budunkadunk all night and after I was done I clapped with delight and satisfaction. To my horror, the next morning the applause stopped when I had realized that in clapping after sex, I had subconsciously qued my body to spontaneously contract the clap. It was like saying the majic word. Except my penis and anus were vomiting out green puss."

by Nappy Dave September 4, 2007