Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.

Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!

by mjmnz April 3, 2022

Jitter clicking torture method

A sadistic and satanic move where a guy named Min repeatedly jitter clicks a victims forehead until insanity. Often times, this is paired with the special move Miner’d where a victim is Minspired.

Jitter clicking torture method — Also commonly known as the Korean Tetris Smash Player Torture Method

by Minspired August 26, 2022

Louis and Clarking

When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.

"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"

by PrinceCharming69 April 18, 2014

clanking

when two men repeatedly beat their penises together -causing a wonderful noise- to ejaculate

tom and bradd enjoyed clanking after their movie rehaersal

by yellow spermface May 6, 2011

clockingstein

working and getting paid to do nothing at all. a job that even a trained monkey can do.

i'm going clockingstein today,son!
your job blows, man.
but i get paid to do shit.

by habner January 14, 2008

cracking stinkies

To fart, sometimes repeatedly.

Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 26, 2009

clucking

Clucking is ze combination of course of climbing and fucking but together they become something unique; they combine so perfectly that you move the experience to another level.

I want to go clucking with you.

by daman3498 November 14, 2007