A portmanteau describing a blowjob administered with the gentle and judicious use of teeth, to the mutual gratification of both parties. From 'chewy' and 'hummer'. Distinct from 'bummer', (biting hummer) in that the chummer is performed principally with the back teeth, as opposed to the incisors.
I wouldn't have thought that having a woman chew on my penis would be something I would want to repeat, but it turns out I really want another chummer from that girl.
by fetymologist March 12, 2011
Get the Chummer mug.(A.a) Too much of a chump or chumpette to even be called one or the other, thus making you a chumpetter. One who is a complete retard, also being called a non-gender person, your so uber ugly, that no one knows if your a guy or a girl.
(A.b)Also could be used as a insult towards another person, animal, or if your really lame a inanimate object
(A.b)Also could be used as a insult towards another person, animal, or if your really lame a inanimate object
(A.a)That kayla chick is so ugly, she is now declared a chumpetter.
(A.b)Mitch bitch, your such a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.
(A.b)Mitch bitch, your such a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.
by Icelandic Commie January 7, 2008
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A person who is not only a chump but a chumperinie.
Easily fooled and embarrassed person to be a chumperinie.
Easily fooled and embarrassed person to be a chumperinie.
by Chumperinie January 3, 2019
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by Andrew Osbo April 23, 2006
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