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clam chowder

To ejaculate fully on one's partner's face and then cough up and spit a giant wad of hork onto the still-warm wack. Not to be confused with Manhattan Clam Chowder whereby one's partner is given "strawberry shortcake" before laying down the lungbutter.
I knew Blanche's dad was upset when I walked in on him serving up a steaming batch of his "famous clam chowder" to his precious little girl. What's for dessert?
by nathan&aaron December 18, 2006
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clam chowder

1. (n) The mixture of semen and vomit resulting from a gagging fellator.

2. (v) To vomit on someone after a deposit of semen is made orally.
1. I must have thrusted too hard, because before you know it, she got clam chowder all over me!

2. I must have thrusted too hard, because she totally clam chowdered me!
by Erica October 5, 2004
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Ass chowder

A term I use for the nibs of toilet paper that come off your ass and gradually build up around the toilet bowl rim.
You know its time to clean the toilet when there's an ass chowder mountain.
by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005
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Corn chowder

The object of a sketch on the comedy show Human Giant. Paul eats corn chowder like it's his job because it IS his job. Rob Riggle performs as Paul's boss.
Riggle's promotional video: "Money. Corn Chowder. They're connected, and they feed back to each other very simply"

Aziz: "That didn't explain anything"
by Tim D. October 14, 2008
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chowder powder

ey yo homie want some chowder powder to choder on
by joemamma227 November 21, 2020
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Clam Chowdered

Like beef stewing someone but with semen
Barry was mad that when Jordan Clam Chowdered him it got in his mouth
by Gypo Jones August 20, 2013
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Baby Chowder

Microscopic DNA that lives in the testicles.
"That baby chowder came flying out the pack sack! Barely missed her eyeball."
by Man The Tool Tim Taylor October 22, 2016
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