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Cum Chow 

Asian for "blowjob." In antiquity, the Asians would reserve this as a formal desert.
"Yes, Father, I would like some cum chow."
Cum Chow by Gumballs October 20, 2009
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Blow some chow 

Spending money foolishly
Jim: hey Mike, it's friday, what do ya feel like doin tonight ?
Mike: well, I just got paid, let's go blow some chow!
Blow some chow by Arozz September 4, 2009
To sit on a bench and fart.
Joe sat on a bench and straight Buck Chowed that bitch to hell.
buck chow by halik September 15, 2003

House of Hung Chow 

Any Japanese, Chinese, Polynesian or similar restaurant in which the likely outcome of dining there results in a 2 day bout of constipation, followed by an enormous blowout caused by the bean sprouts.

"Hey, guys! Let's go down to main street and grub and the House of Hung Chow. I'm starvin'"
House of Hung Chow by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
Something above the level of chow. The response given when an event of extreme euphoria occurs. Participants must close one eye and make the 'East Side' symbol with both hands.
Dan dude! YOU JUST WON THE LOTTO!
Dan: SUPA CHOOOOOoooooooOW
Supa Chow by Dan G. December 3, 2003

Show Chow Pow 

The ritualistic act of waking up with your significant other and proceeding to shower, eat breakfast, and fuck; hence show chow pow.

Note: The order in which these activities is completed is dependent on personal preference. If you want to be clean before a bang then the classic show chow pow is ideal.
Gal: "Honey, you awake?"
Guy: "Meh"
Gal: "Honey!?"
Guy: "Babe, I'm trying to sleep."
Gal: "Ugh. Fine. I just thought you might want to show chow pow?" (rolls over)
Guy: "Let's fuckin' do it!"