The Chop

The result of having a moist inner buttocks, thus creating a condition in which the fabric in one's bottoms clings to the inner crack/buttcheek/anus, and creating a 3-dimensional model of one's Gluteus Maximus.

Holli had The Chop yesterday, Emily has it today, But Caleb has it everyday.

We know you just saw that Chop.

Here it come, Choppy McChopson!

"He got da chop *snap*, he got da chop *snap*!"

"I have a Chop fetish", Susan admitted.

by TheDailyChop May 07, 2013

Chop

A person who has many dumb moments. They often do or say something that is wrong.

"He's such a chop!"

by Mel217 February 01, 2009

Chop

(noun, singular) derived from "chap"
A friend; neuter gender term of endearment.

My best chop took the bus today.

Hey, What's up, chop?

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 15, 2004

Chop the fuck chop

A condescending, passive-aggressive way of telling someone to make haste. Far superior to simply saying "chop chop".

Why are you taking so long? Chop the fuck chop!

by FrostyCan May 14, 2015

Chops

(noun, both singular and plural) A friend; a neuter gender term of endearment.

One of my chops gave me a ride home yesterday.

Thank you, chops!

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 15, 2004

Chopped

Chopped is a word meaning that you have just (cut) something in (half) or in (multiple) (pieces)

The man used a knife and chopped his penis off cutting it in half and then cutting it multiple pieces and then putting it into a nice salad with ranch dressing.

by Black dildo September 16, 2019

Chop

An extremely large blunt. One that fills a swisher to the point where it looks like it hasn't been split yet and is fresh out of the package.

Person A: Yo, I just picked up an eighth, should we roll up a chop?

Person B: Ya, I got a gram on it if you wanna match.
Person A: Fo sho, the swish will be bigger then when we bought it.

by TreeP123 June 07, 2010