Cheef

To smoke the roach of a joint or blunt, often times open lipped.

A: You good off this?

B: Yeah, you can just cheef on it.

by cckcc August 1, 2009

cheifin

To smoke buddha from a bong, pipe, water bong, bong, Bubbler, bowl,4 footer, hokkah, Foiley, Gravity Bong, J,or Spliff.

(To get High)

I be Cheifin mad bud tonight!

by popdatshit April 19, 2006

ass cheef

When you insert a burning joint of the common drug which we know as Marijuana into the Anal Rectum, and use skills specially given by God to suck the air into your Colon therefore causing the joint to burn.

Dude bend over and ass cheef this joint. Naw man my assholes still burnt from the last one.

by Matt MILLLERRRR September 26, 2006

Cheffed

british term for shanking someone or cutting them up. chefs use knives so the term cheffed comes from there

dan: man, jack just cheffed my arm so hard. call the ambulance

jay: what kind of knife did he use there? bloody deep cut mate!

by zzxy_ June 25, 2018

chefs arse

The unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the arse sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.

Chef Tony was such a ratty old bastard because he had a bad case of chefs arse.

by Botty Bot Bot September 22, 2006

Cheef burger

A burger with both chicken and beef in it.

"Yo, what'd you order from macca's?"

"I got the quarter pounder with chicken"

"Man, that's a goddamn cheef burger, gimme a bite of that sucker"

by grommet-time September 18, 2009

This ain’t it Chef

When the IFunny chef features
something so fucking dumb.

This meme is a lot of things but, this ain’t it chef

by DumbassAlert September 1, 2018