Cheeseburger

Especially referring to someone you have a history of hooking up with when drunk, but who you usually reject or refrain from said hookup with when sober.

Origin: When sober, you may or may not want a cheeseburger, but when you're drunk, you can never turn it down.

Friend 1: Did Luke hook up with Lauren last night?

Friend 2: Of course he did, he was hammered.

Friend 1: Why? You know he always regrets it.

Friend 2: Dude, she's his cheeseburger.

by Crentist2010 April 7, 2009

Cheeseburger Freebase

One who is so fat he needs to have an I.V. of cheeseburgers being pumped into his body 24 hours a day. Even through all this, he still finds time to be a fat fuck

Chodey stays getting off on his cheeseburger freebase.

by jorge, graham, and damien November 2, 2006

cheeseburger eating globe

Some fat lazy lardo who is too fat to do anything, so he is usually seen munchin down on cheeseburgers from any restraunt. He also has a large gut that bulges out, resembling a globe.

Randy, you are one fat cheeseburger eating globe

I tried to save u a hamburger.... but some cheeseburger eating globe beat you to it

by john smithson September 25, 2006

Cheeseburgeria

What you get after O.D.ing on cheeseburgers.

Jim: Sorry man, I can't go, I've got some nasty cheeseburgeria.
Dan: Oh damn, too much McDonald's last night?
Jim: Yeah...

by 24gq May 11, 2009

Half Eaten Arby's Cheddar Cheeseburger

A gay mans description of a vagina.

Gail: Wait, so you've never seen a vagina before?

Eric: Oh hell no. Why would I want to look at some half eaten Arby's cheddar cheeseburger?
Gail: Huh... Btw did you see that video of Enzo doing the Bung the Booce challenge?
Eric: Yeah it was hot af...

by Yolozozo July 27, 2016

Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburger

A new cheeseburger from Carls Jr. that, when eaten or injected into the veins after blending, will transform you into a deranged, invisible murder.

Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburgers are great to eat before skinny dipping if you are dissatisfied with your figure.

by iateallofthecereal December 8, 2010

cheeseburger

some little cat, old man, granny, your momma, or anyone who walks around with a big ass smile on their face with no obvious reason. they might have "fish eyes" when they are being a 'cheeseburger'. for whatever reason, this 'cheeseburger' is super happy and they ain't nothin' nobody can do about it.

"there goes little vincent. he just had his diaper changed. he's such a cheeseburger."

by nico illmatic October 30, 2007