certified dick diver

A person who lives for the dick

bryan callen is a certified dick diver

by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017

Certified Sender

A beauty that always sends it for the boys, ultimately you’re always willing to contiuously send it.

Harold: Hey man, I don’t know what to do
Harrison: just send it for the boys
Harold: sounds like a plan
Harrison: you’re a certified sender

by Harold/Harrison December 5, 2017

certified beaut

Nevaeh

Damn she's a certified beaut

by James12478 February 8, 2018

cartters

Cartters is the romantic pairing of Leopold "Butters" Stotch and Eric Theodore Cartman from south park.

Is the most popular gay ship with Cartman right after Kyman, and second most popular Butters's ship after Bunny.

Person 1: I like Kyman.
Person 2: Cartters is better!

by Paphrotka April 30, 2018

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa

An extreme slur used to ridicule a persons height (usually a midget) in Delhi, India. It is pronounced as Carte-Shi-Baba-As-Mala-Raja-Bean-era-Ava-Okasha.

"Teri to Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa". - Hindi Version
English Translation : "Your a stupid midget."

by changeinchakranature December 30, 2020

certifiedepic

banana man

ah yes, it's certifiedepic, banana man.

by certifiedepic January 3, 2021