certt

short for "can't even respond to that"

Person #1 "i love you!"
Person #2 "i don't even know you."
Person #1 "i still love you!"
Person #2 "i, i certt."

by kellyferousandshanaynay December 16, 2008

Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 13, 2009

Cartsetto

A style of singing that extends the vocal range by using the style of South Park character Eric Cartman (Voiced by Trey Parker). This technique is generally employed when the song being performed is out of the natural range of the singer, or when the singer wishes to illicit a laugh from their audience. The easily identifiable traits of this style include, sounding like a fourth grader, and inserting "you guys" at inappropriate moments in the song. Examples include Styx "Come Sail Away" and more recently Lady GaGa "Poker Face".

Barney: Ted, I can't believe you're going to get up and sing "My Heart Will Go On" in front of your date.

Ted: Don't worry, I'm going to sing it Cartsetto, she'll think it's hilarious!

Barney: Right on bro, this is going to legen wait for it dary!

by grgareus February 23, 2010

certified bone donor

A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.

As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.

by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010

certainically

Being so certain of something, that you are willing to barter your soul with Satan.

Ernest: "How sure are you that you love Emily?"

Brent: "Certainically sure!!!"

Ernest: "DAMN MAN! She got a sister?!"

by abrendon67 July 24, 2014

cerasi

A very beautiful person with a great smile.....and without makeup she a ten

Dahm she is hot she must be cerasi

by coolest person eva June 8, 2016

Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"

by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018