Fudge cakes and cream!

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children

Ah! Fu- FUDGE CAKES AND CREAM!

by dogegobbyFFS September 30, 2016

greasy caesar

State of a persons b hole after they have not showered in a while, so particles and sweat have collected creating an unpleasant region for tossing salad or eating ass.

Man, my girl hasn't showered in a few days; it was a greasy caesar down there.

by jacob schooner October 2, 2018

Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”

by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020

Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.

Bob: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Kevin: Yeah, I heard Karen got Dirty Caesared.

by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021

Everyone Cares!

The slogan for a protest to spread the love. Love is required for life! 💖💘💝

Stranger: Nobody cares.
Me: *SMACKS THE STRANGER IN THE MOUTH SO HARD THAT SHE RESETS HER MIND* EVERYONE CARES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Ok, I will care. I love you!

by GameHackGirl May 19, 2021

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

Tetris Caress

When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole

Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris

I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed

by Zoz86 October 21, 2023