Catcus

A dyslexic cat who likes cous cous.

1: hello mr cat, would you like some cous cous?
2: yes, i like cus cus, because i am a catcus.

by niltiak95 February 5, 2012

My Caucasian

A phrased used between those of Caucasian backgrounds or ethnicity. The term or phrase is commonly used as a greeting from one Caucasian to another. Simply to say “hey what’s up my brother or sister, hows it going?”
In reference it Is also considered a racial slur especially when used by someone of a non Caucasian background either indirectly or directly.

Caucasian: “see you later, my Caucasian!”

by Badassbossbassbitching May 2, 2019

caucasian

When idiotic white girls think they’re Asian.

JeNnA - I’m AsIaN AnIsHa
Anisha - YoU’rE a AsIan WiT a CaUc iN iT. CaUcAsIaN.
JenNa - No I’M aSiAn!1!1!

by litty_bois4life May 23, 2019

Caucasian

A fancy word for all Ching Chong soyboys in disguise.

Caucasian = Cock Asian
Cock Asian = Ching Chong
Thus implying, Caucasian = Ching Chong

Q: Why does that pretty lady have a dick in her pants?
A: Coz' she Caucasian, man!

by Wanton Potato November 22, 2019

exceptionally caucasian

Pasty white person, typically of Irish or German decent. Easily identifiable by their freckles and milky skin. Typically named Karen or Ryan, common nickhnames are Snow Flake and Casper.

"Dude, your new exceptionally caucasian girlfiend keeps blinding me when she lays out. Tell that beyotch to go bronze edition to cut down the glare"

by stopgroundhogsday May 11, 2010

Caucasian Donut

When an exceptionally large white girl finishes oral sex on another exceptionally large white boy and proceeds to collect his jizz and puts it on a pastry of her choice.

Duncan: Hey dude Ashely recorded herself giving Mark a rather nasty Caucasian Donut. I almost yakked all over my laptop.

Josh: Eww. I didn't know Mark was mature enough to produce sufficient sperm for Ashely's appetite!

by Laphanda January 16, 2010

caucasiologist

social scientist whose realm of study is styles, habits, beliefs, movements, and logic patterns of lighter complected peoples

judy was fascinated by the life-styles of the lighter complected peoples; she was an ivy-league caucasiologist!

jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.

as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!

by michael foolsley January 1, 2010