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colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
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chiminelas caranchita

A Spanish phrase that is suitable for all situations, such as bad weather, good weather, stubbing your toe, and that feeling of existential dread you get every time you think about the vastness of the universe.
It was coined by Tia Carmen from the Baldo comic strips.
Chiminelas caranchita! I just spilled coffee on my crotch!
by skunklovers March 2, 2019
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to caracalesti someone

Basically kidnap someone and stuff them into a huge mansion with a gate too, which will make police fear to enter to save the *said* someone so you keep it all to yourself and then murder the someone.
Guy1: Dude have you seen Emily?
Girl1: I heard she got caracal'd into the white house

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by Vasily Dynka August 7, 2019
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A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.
"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"
by deengloremenglormness December 1, 2022
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carnal

Mexican slang for "bro" or "my brother" just as Blacks use it to refer to someone who they feel a kinship to but not necessarely family.
Hey CARNAL lets crash that quinceañera and see whats up.
by screwyloui October 23, 2006
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Carnal Carnival

A giant orgy or fuck fest. Originates from the song of the same name by, here come the mummies.
Strip right down and step right up, your in the carnal carnival.
by Marauder Of Love January 15, 2011
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Carnation

by Pioneer valley February 17, 2018
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